baby steps

hello everybody. my name is michael, and i have a problem. it's what i like to call nervous blogger syndrome. you see, it's kind of like the whole nervous peeing sydrome thing...except it doesn't involve peeing. in short, i haven't been keeping this blog up to date because i feel pressured to put out high quality prose...so i put off my posts hoping i'll come up with some flash of genius (like in all my previous posts).

however, i'm now making the first step towards recovery. you see, i've decided to make this a really crappy blog entry so that i realize perfection is unattainable. all i have to do is continually force myself to put out frequent, crappy blog entries, and eventually i'll be able to come to terms with my mediocrity. it's like one of those 12-step programs. except it doesn't have 12 steps. it has only 1 step. but, it's 1 step over and over again...maybe even 12 times.

i'll leave you with a deep, philosophical question:

if you could have any super-power, what would it be?

deep, man.