conceptual blog ideas

every once in awhile i come up with a brilliant concept for a new blog. however, as i am wantonly lazy, i have been unable to follow through with any of these ideas. from time to time, i briefly entertain the idea that i will one day get my act together and put these blog ideas to good use. however, i am now admitting that it is unlikely this will ever happen, so i will simply present some of the ideas to you here. you are even welcome to use them if you wish. just know that they will never turn out as good as they would have if i had been the one implementing them.

idea #1: you know how every year around christmas, the local newspapers publish the unashamedly cute 'letters to santa'? well, i think it would be a good idea if every day someone would post a couple of these letters with some helpful comments for the kiddies that wrote them. like, "you are a selfish child and should count yourself lucky if your parents don't beat you daily. also, you clearly have no grasp of the english language and will one day grow up to be an assistant manager at mcdonald's."

this blog entry will have to be continued because i grow weary of all this blogging. oh, and feel free to post your own blog concepts. if you are lucky, i will single yours out and tell you how incredibly stupid it is.